megathread:the_imperium_vs_the_partisans
The Imperium vs the Partisans
I have nowhere else to put this, but this has been stuck in my head all day.
Inquisitor of the Ordo Xenos standing on the bridge of a void ship, hailing a yinrih outpost,: “In the name of the God-Emperor of Mankind, you filthy xenos must be purged!”
Yinrih, in a friendly tone, “The Bright Way teaches that all Wayfarers must welcome star folk as friends.” He pulls a lever off camera with his tail and a massive rail gun swings into position and begins powering up. “Unfortunately for you, we aren't Wayfarers.” He cuts the camera, revealing the black paw of the Partisans.
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